Come again? You don't eat WHAT part?

Pies are awesome.  Why?  They make you feel kinda healthy. 

Haha nope.  Not even close.  When it's time for dessert, I say go big or go home.  You don't eat dessert to be healthy.  Please don't tell me you do.  I won't look at you the same again.  And don't ever ever mention that you don't eat the crust because it's the worst part for you.  I'll keel over in my chair.  Actually, I'll steal your crust and then keel over in my chair.  But not because it was unhealthy and I had a heart attack.  Rather, because my mind was blown.  You just ate a whole piece of pie for Pete's sake!!...well, almost a whole piece of pie.

But for serious.  What's the best part of the pie?  What's the pie godbite?

I already gave it away.  Definitely the crust - super flaky, crunchy, buttery, and all other great adjective-"y" words.

And if you can also get your last crust-bite (add that to the godbite food dictionary) to contain some of the pie innards, you're a hero in my book.  I'll show you what I mean.

 Apple pie.  My favorite.  Sorry pumpkin.  You're right up there at the top, but you can't beat apple.

It's so beautiful.  Like some scenic landscape.  I made it my desktop background...until I found a better one. 

Seriously.  It gets better.

There she is.  Tell me that doesn't look good.  Completely homemade - even the crust.

But it looks a bit naked.  It's missing a bit of something, or two somethings.  I'll give you a hint.  They're sitting right in the background.

Wowzers! That's my new background.  Understand why?  It puts the X-treme in apple pie (don't try to make sense of it, just go with it).  It's like t-minus ten seconds and counting until the most epic apple pie godbite.

I can't remember what I was thinking at this point...I was so happy.

 

 And with the finish line in sight.  Know what I'm talking about now with that godbite stuff?  Got the crust, some apple slices with their cinnamon glaze, ice cream still on top, and a bit of whipped cream. You can't beat it.

And lastly, for all you non-crust eaters out there...this godbite is for you!